Enjo Kouhai – Episode 1

Alright folks, so here's the deal - we got some real-life government wackos up in these parts who decided to start playing cupid with our lives! You know how they say that baby-making is vital for keeping humanity alive and kicking? Well, apparently some races have been having a rough time of it lately. So low birth rates, man - gotta do something about that!

Our buddy the teacher here found himself in quite the bizarre situation when he got paired up with one fine piece of ass named Iris – yeah, she's more than just your average hot chick too; she's a fucking elf! Yes, you heard right. A real-life, fantasy come to life kinda gal. This blonde princess ain't just pretty though - she got some serious knowledge up in that brain of hers and is currently studying under our man here.

So yeah, this government thing decided it was time for Mr. Teacher and Miss Iris Princess Elf Chick to get together and make some fucking magic happen. They call it a "mission", but let's be honest - they want them two to fuck the hell out of each other and make sweet little half-breed babies!