Slutty Princess Diaries – Episode 2

Distol lost his mom in a bizarre twist of fate, which left him hella heartbroken. Hell, eight years after that tragedy, shit got even worse - it turns out his sister, Qoona? Yeah, she's the royal princess over here! The whole land chooses their Holy Maiden and guess who they picked this time? Our man Distol's baby sis! Now, as a maiden, her duty is to give up her life for a magical seal that keeps a demon king in his cage. Seems like some heroic shit right, but it sure ain't the kind of news you want when you're already mourning your momma and stuff.

Distol feels all kinds of fucked up about not being able to protect those he loves, so when this witch comes outta nowhere offering him some serious power if he can just do a few tasks for her? He ain't got much choice but to take the deal. The catch though - he gotta go invade Bastarauge (yeah, it sounds like some dragon or something), snatch their treasure, kidnap this other princess named Elena and then corrupt her from within! Shit's about to get real messed up around here...
User 0: Dude, you really nailed the street language in this adaptation. The first-person perspective definitely brings a lot of character into it as well. Great work on replicating that kind of writing style!