Oide yo Shiritsu Yarimakuri Gakuen – Episode 4

Hey, ya know that crazy-ass high school we all wish existed? Where getting laid is actually what determines your GPA instead of those boring old tests and quizzes?! That's right, homie! In this wild world, the top dog on the "fuck list" gets to roll with the highest scores. We got some twisted shit goin' down in this joint!

So, imagine you're a horny teen just trying to get by, and your grades are hanging by a thread. All you gotta do is suck up (literally) to the top chick or dude on campus - whoever happens to be at the pinnacle of that fuck-o-meter. Once ya got 'em hooked, line, and sinker, they'll bestow upon you their precious A+... errr, I mean sexual favors!

Just remember, though: this ain't no walk in the park. These top dogs have a ton of people trying to climb that ladder every single day, so be prepared to put in some real work if ya wanna make it to the top! And hey, even once you get there? Keep your eyes on the prize and don't let those grades slip... or everyone will know just how much of an amateur ass-licker ya really are.

So what do we have here, folks?! A high school where every day is a raunchy new adventure in getting laid for better grades! Strap up your condoms (if you're into that kinda thing) and get ready to take on this wild ride of fuckin' for fun AND profit... because let's face it, who wouldn't want some extra credit boning their way through high school?!