Oide yo Shiritsu Yarimakuri Gakuen – Episode 1

Alright folks, so listen up - there's this fuckin' badass high school that just switched shit up on us! They threw out their traditional grading system and now, the only way to pass is by getting down and dirty in some wild ass sex. That's right, you heard me - bang your brains out if ya wanna make it through these halls!

Now listen close: let's say little Timmy here gets his jizz pumpin', porking that sweet young thing he's been crushin' on since the first day of school. The more sloppy wet fuck sessions you have, like seriously getting your dick soaking wet in some warm, tight pussy - the better chance ya got at passin' those finals and leavin' this joint without a single regret or unfulfilled desires!

So here's how it works: every good thrust counts as bonus points added to yo' final grade. The more times you spill that hot, white goo inside some sexy bitch who is begging for your big ol' dick - the better ya gonna do on those finals and walk away with a diploma nobody can ever take away from ya!

So start planning out yer fuckin' study schedule around which co-eds are free when, grab a condom or two (or none if you wanna go bareback), and get ready to pass this course by screwing your way through high school. Trust me - there ain't no better feeling than knowing that the only reason ya passed was 'cause of all those mind-blowing orgasms!