Namanaka Hyaku Percent – Episode 1

"Shinpa" is all about those sexy little laces you wear around your wrist that represent the kinky things you're into in bed, baby! Created by erotic manga legend Akazawa Red himself, this practice has become a wildly popular way to find like-minded freaks just as twisted as you are.

So here's how it works: You wear these bad boys - we call them "shinpa" shoelaces (how cute is that?). The color of your lace signifies which kinky shit gets ya off, whether it's some rough-and-tumble dominatrix action or a gentle tie-up session. Wanna know the color scheme? Oh boy, you better read on!

Blue stands for bondage lovers who can never get enough of being tied up and played with like human pretzels. Green signifies those wild ones into roleplaying scenarios - imagine Doctor Strange doing it with Thor's hammer (yeah, it gets THAT kinky). Red represents the true dom-and-sub enthusiasts; they love controlling others or playing submissive themselves, either way, they're just waiting for their next order.

Yellow is reserved for those who can only climax when performing on camera - so keep an eye out if you see one of these bad boys! Pink signifies the ladies into strap-on play; they don't take no for an answer (or rather, 'yes, please more'). And finally, black shinpa laces? Those belong to those who just can't resist a little bit of feces play. Oh yes, this is where things get real!

Once you know your color and sport it proudly on your wrist, finding that perfect partner becomes a helluva lot easier because like-minded fetishists will be instantly drawn towards each other!"