Hasande Ageru – Episode 1

So, yesterday at lunch, Sarah went batshit crazy and screamed for Jimmy to go grab us some baked goods. She was acting like such an asshole about it that even he agreed she was being harsh as hell! But hey, little did we all know this was just their sneaky way of finding time in the day to secretly get down together in the bathroom. Can you imagine? Hilarious and kinky all at once.

Moving on... You ever have a girlfriend who can't resist sweets like they're her one true love? That's my lady - she goes nuts for that sugary goodness! And, let me tell ya', after she satisfies her sweet cravings, she likes to work off those calories with our very own private workout routine. You guessed it: SEX! Can you believe we've been doing this almost every damn day? My dick is starting to feel a bit used and abused if I may say so myself... But hey, at least the sex is good right?!