Buttobi cpu – Episode 2

Alright folks, let me tell you about my wild experience with Akira and his quest for the perfect PC! You see, ol' Akira had been saving his coin for three solid years just to get himself a sweet new computer. When he finally heard that those bad boys were on sale - specifically talking about model 9821 here - he practically leapt out of his house like Usain Bolt and sprinted straight to the store.

Man, can you believe it? He rushed there so fast, only to find himself in a race against time! The poor guy was up against other eager tech geeks who were just as excited about snagging one of those bad boys for themselves. It's like Black Friday at the mall but with way more sweat and frustration involved. Sadly, he didn't make it; they sold out within five damn minutes! That's quicker than you can finish your late-night jerk off session, I tell ya'.

Akira was on his way home feeling pretty down in the dumps, like a guy who just missed the bus and now has to wait another hour. Just when he thought things couldn't get any worse, something peculiar happened: He stumbled upon some dude hanging out alone in an alley. The universe really knows how to fuck with you sometimes!

Anyhow, this mysterious stranger had what Akira was desperately searching for - that hard-to-find Model 9821 computer! So, of course, without hesitation or giving it a second thought (because let's face it, when have we ever made rational decisions while chasing after our desires?), he grabbed his wallet and whipped out the cash. A little street trade never hurt anyone...right?

He quickly handed over his money to this random stranger and received his prized possession in return: a freakin' super-advanced bio-mechanical computer girl named Mimi! Yes, you heard that right - a fucking walking, talking, functioning PC who also happens to be incredibly sexy. I mean, she definitely has better specs than any regular 9821 ever could!