Doukyo Suru Neneki – Episode 1

Alright, so listen up 'cause this shit got real. So about a month ago, I had the wildest and craziest fucking thing happening in my room – like an alien-looking motherfucker just showing up one day! At first, it was fuckin' terrifying as hell but then after some time passed by, guess what? Yup, I got used to its weird ass presence.

Now here is the catch though; this freaky shit has been hit on me hardcore lately. You know how sometimes when you are watching that hot step-sister porn and it gets too real? Well, imagine being in a situation like that but for real! My roomie ain't just another creepy ass creature – nah man, he wants some serious romance shit with yours truly.

So there you have it folks; my life turned into one helluva adult anime series. Every day I wake up to this fucking nightmare-turned-reality where my own personal demon lover is waiting for me in bed, begging me to love him back or at least give some good ol' sex! It ain't easy but someone gotta live it right?