Slutty Princess Diaries – Episode 1

After losing his mom in a bizarre incident, Distol vowed to be the greatest swordsman alive. But life dealt him another blow - eight years later, he learns that his little sister, Qoona, is chosen as the Holy Maiden. As part of this role, she'll sacrifice her own life to grant power to a seal holding back an evil demon king. This isn't exactly the kind of news you want on your birthday cake, right?

Distol can't stand losing another person he loves and feels helpless for not being able to protect them both. Out of nowhere, a shady-looking witch makes him an offer - if he agrees to invade Bastarauge, steal their national treasure, snatch Princess Elena (yeah, the one you just saw in that raunchy poster), and corrupt her from within, she'll give him crazy amounts of power. You know what? It might be a shitty deal but hey, we're talking about saving his own sister here!

So yeah, brace yourselves for some major action as Distol gears up to dive headfirst into this dark and twisted adventure that just got way more complicated than an old school porno flick. And don't forget the chicks too - not only is Princess Qoona going to get all tied-up with her new responsibilities, but we also have the delicious (and now kidnapped) Princess Elena thrown into this mix! So grab your popcorn and lube cause it looks like a wild ride ahead.