Rakuen Shinshoku Island Of The Dead – Episode 1

Man, you wouldn't believe this shit that went down at the swanky resort hotel on some deserted island way out yonder in the sea. We were all just vibin', having a grand ol' time when suddenly, BOOYAKASHA! A freakin' monster with tentacles pops up and starts wreaking havoc. People are scrambling everywhere like roaches under a floodlight.

So there we are, minding our own business, drinkin', dancin', makin' sweet loving (if that was your thing at the party), when BOOM! This beastie with tentacles appears out of thin air and fucks everything up in seconds. People start scattering everywhere like cockroaches under a floodlight. Chaos ensues as some people duck for cover, while others throw down to take on this eight-legged terror.

I'm tellin' ya', it was like somethin' straight out of one of them Cthulhu mythos - creepy and fucked up! So we all start wondering, "Is there anyone out there who can save our asses?!" You know how these stories go, right? Shit gets real fast.

Now, if you wanna be that hero (or heroine) who saves the day in this situation or any similar ones... well, you've come to the right fucking place. Our videos will show you exactly what it takes to handle tentacle monsters and other wild sexcapades straight from your darkest fantasies!