Sakusei Byoutou – Episode 1

Hey buddy, can you believe this freaky condition some guy has - gotta jerk off every three hours or else his balls'll pop like a fucking firecracker? Insane shit!

As for that dude coming in with both hands busted to pieces... what the hell am I supposed to do about THAT? Like it's my job to be his personal nursemaid, right? Geez.