Goblin No Suana – Episode 1

Man, I was really looking forward to seeing that badass Goblin Slayer stomping those goblin fuckers into oblivion! But where in the fucking hell is this guy when you need him the most, huh? It's like he's just ghosting us at our time of dire need. Damn it, we could really use his help right about now...

So anyways, here's what went down: A bunch of hot little elven babes are stuck in this filthy goblin-infested dungeon, and they're freaking out, scared shitless. You can imagine how wet these horny little ladies get when a couple hundred slimy, green-skinned monsters start surrounding them from all directions like some fucked-up nightmare!

Our Goblin Slayer protagonist, or whatever his name is—it's probably something super edgy and cool, but I can never remember it right—doesn't show up when he should. You know how in the anime they always start with a bunch of filler episodes to buy time for their storylines? That kind of feels like what's happening here.

But anyway, these poor elven babes are doing everything they can to survive and stay alive until our hero arrives. They band together, combining their various skills—like archery and magic-casting abilities—to hold off the monsters and try not to get fucked by them in the process. I mean, seriously, you don't wanna know what kind of nasty goblin asses these creatures have...

They use every trick they can think of: lighting torches, trapping some goblins with cleverly placed pitfalls, and even distracting a few of 'em by flashing their titties. It's not exactly the most sophisticated plan ever conceived—but hey, when you're being hunted down in an underground lair full of ravenous beasts, sometimes desperate times call for some pretty resourceful tactics!

As time goes on and they keep battling these vile creatures, their courage starts to w