Slutty Princess Diaries – Episode 3

Ever since his mom passed away in a bizarre incident, Distol vowed he would become the greatest swordsman out there. But that's not all of life's tragedies for poor guy. After another eight years without her, it turns out his sis Qoona gets picked as the Holy Maiden - gotta feel honored, right? The thing is, though, this ain't no picnic; see, the Holy Maiden donates herself to power that ol' demon king-sealing spell. Wouldn't want your momma, sis, or anyone else getting hurt again?

But just as he curses his own inability to keep loved ones safe, a witch comes out of nowhere and proposes this messed up deal: "In exchange for granting you awesome powers, you gotta invade Bastarauge, nab their nation's treasure, kidnap Princess Elena, then corrupt that chick from the inside." So yeah, guess it looks like we're heading towards dark ages.

But hey, not every hero story is about sunshine and rainbows, amirite? And this anime ain't no lullaby either.